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Case Upon - Return to Eden; It Ain't the Place You Rember It to Be, or is It?
Who doesn't love an opportunity to get dirty, and work the earth while working in your garden? Gardening can provide each person or gardener a time to call their own forgetting the stress of everyday life. As you tend your garden, you will marvel in its growth and beauty and tranquility it provides. You will feel great pride as you watch your garden produce delicious and colorful results. Your hard work will be appreciated by all with whom you share your garden.Proper tools garden tools can make the work more pleasant as well as much easier. Every gardener has their favorite garden tools. Some remain faithful to traditional tools, while some opt for more modern power tools. When choosing gardening tools, it is important to consider the size of your garden, the type of tools you will most enjoy working with, as well as your physical ability. Traditional garden tools require a little more elbow grease. The cost of the garden tools, as well as the time you have to devote to your hobby, are also important considerations in your decision making process.Springtime, even before planting begins, it is necessary to prepare the garden soil. The garden soil should be turned and some organic fertilizer may be added at this stage. Many gardeners choose to use tillers and other equipment to help them with this pre-planting preparation. Having the right garden tools always makes the job easier. There is such a wid
“Get off of it, the two of you are so inept in the endowment area you had to scour the earth to find one woman who would be pleased by the two and a half inches the two of you could muster up. Good thing for wet dreams hey, I think you guys put the truth in advertising, politics, and used cars. Talk about wild fish stories...”
“I see you have not accomplished much, nephew! Still running with those apes?”
“Hey wasn’t you I saw a few years ago do the funky tango with that green monkey!”
“Hey J, how bout me and you finding some Job character and torment him some....”
“Son, now I mean everything in your best interest..”
“Best interest, I was very content picking up berries and painting on cave walls until you took me away from all of that , just on the account that I looked up into the sky and asked why, to tell the truth I think I was just mumbling something in response to indigestion, and Off I am whooshed to this garden only to be kicked out so you can rip a rib out of me so you could transform it into someone who gets a bum rush deal and gets strung out on Prozac and forces, yes Luc, to play with the sheep after she yells my head off for no good reason and....”
“Are you done!”
“Yeah!”
“Good...”
“Now where is that tree..”
The man in the Irish knit cable sweate
If you have a local business then you probably already have a business phone number. Most business phone services come with a listing in the local yellow pages. Be sure to list you web site address. This is much more powerful form of advertising then just placing your address and phone number.Let us take a look at how your business can use the Yellow Pages, even if you only have a web based business. First as a form of communications, it is always more professional to list a phone number on your site as a form of contact. You can always have a recording to take the call. But it makes people feel more comfortable when they can reach a human if they have questions or problems. Now with that business phone number you also get a listing in the yellow pages. This listing usually includes your business name, address and phone number and is place in a specific category. Not much for the client to go by. If you have an advertising budget, you could purchase a bigger ad and provide some more details about your business, but these are expensive, I have seen 1-inch column ads cost several hundreds of dollars and it only covered one area. If your business falls under several categories, you will need to place your advertising under multiple headings, again an added expense. Now if you have your web site listed in your listing, the reader can go to the web site and read all about your business.Your web site can
“Hey Charlie, can we stop the dramatics? We only been doing this now for, what, a little over 30,000 years?” says the man in the sweater.
“I know but it is my job, you know.” says the man with the still blazen sword.
“Can you douse that thing Rudolph. Right! I come here every ten years or so to see if I can stroll down the garden path, what do you do in the mean time? I mean Gabriel kicked us out and has posted you here ever since, Can’t do his own dirty work. Destroyer of cities and great mistakes, remember those giant chickens, I think they were called dinosaurs, well you remember it took Gabe over fifty years to kabob that lot and fricassee them. Only if the Colonel was alive.”
“Why do you go on about time, you know it does not exist for us.”
“Well I prefer it, it keeps my head straight, but to the point are you going to let me in this time!"
“Did you not just ask me that just ten minutes ago?”
“No that was ten years ago!”
“Oh right, I never got that thing right, it is a hard concept for me.”
“So you agree to time?”
“No,...!”
“Then why did you accuse me of just being here ten minutes ago, in that statement you acknowledge the existence of time or else you would not use it in your accusation?”
“I was just using it in the temporal standpoint...”
“The prefix of temp as in tempo, or temporary refers to time once more, are you a bit confused old man!”
“No, you know what I mean..”
“Just because I ate of the apple does not mean I know everything. But since time is irrevelant as you say to us, you know very well that you will eventually let me pass and everything is honky dory, so why can not that time be now. If all moments run continuous in the same space and time, why ain’t the moment you let me by not be the same as this singular moment that we both know to be all time. Including the moment you let me through, which is the same as now!”
“All right, go on pass.”
“Thanks Charlie.”
“Right, don’t mention it, say hi to Pops for me, I hope he won’t be too mad with me.”
“Hey he did tell you guys to serve me any hows, right! Remember the war and all, how that statement didn’t set well for all.”
The man in the sweater proceeded on down the dusky wood, for the right path was found. The woods emptied onto a garden path blocked by a high retaining wall with no gate.
“Sheep tricks will not work on a shepherd, now really!” the wall had a spot where an opening was cut into the wall at a forty five angle making the opening invisible to any one looking at it straight on but becomes visible as seen from an angle.
“Eden, it looks much better than Baghdad is of late. Now where is that tree?”
“Halt, who goes there. It is forbidden to all to enter, for certain death shall follow!”
“Dad, get off the soap box, it is ok to be short, leave that trick for Dorothy and her friends.”
“You spoiled little brat, how is the world of basket weaving treating you?” Says Yahweh.
“Look it ain’t basket weaving, it is synchratic weaving, making all the coincidences string togethor to lead people to certain inalienable truths that...”
“Basket weaving, when are you going to get a real job. When are you going to be the tyrant of your own universe, God knows I need a break...”
“Dad, are we going to go through this again, see I am here for that tree..”
“The tree that I forbidden you to eat from, isn’t anything sacred, with the help of that astral minded interferer, you already were duped by that woman to eat from the first tree, where is that being now any ways...”
“She is at home taking doses of Prozac, she has had a bum deal from the whole thing, man I preferred the days of Sodom and Haight ashbury, now them were some good drugs, man that shit makes me hunt out some sheep, because she is no help anymore. Can we lay up on the women for a change, or you still not talking to Best a Mom?”
“Do not mention that infernal woman’s name in my ...”
“I guess that answers my question, see Pop I buried the axe a long time ago even though part of my brain says it should of been in yours, but it is over, I learned a few things from those guys down there you keep interfering with, Christ is sick of patching up your shit, man seven days was a bit of a rush job, Hey!”
“Don’t go on about that...”
“Only a C on your College boards, hey, good thing you gave those beings some intelligence, but too bad you gave them your psychosis as well, some of them are real greedy bastards. When are you going to realize that happiness does not come from how many black holes and stars that you can Nova, but from within, Best a Ma is just feeling a bit separated from you...”
“Do not mention ...”
“What, Best a ma, Best a MA, Best a Ma...”
“So you want the tree, I already gave it to Chipendale to make a lovely end table.”
“Oh move out of my way..”
“Or else...”
“Or else we can shine a bright light upon you and you can play with your shadow, Hey Luce, are you there?”
Adam pulls out a giant mag light and shines it on his father casting dark shadows on the wall. Out of the one to the left appears an impish person, about the same height and built as Yahweh, but more acute angles rendering his drawn face terminating in a Mephistocles beard and mustache.
“Ah, Adam it has been a long time since Sodom, how is the misses, are you still playing with those sheep, the cliff and all, hear they are jolly good that way, still trying to get out of your father’s shadow, feeling a little inadequate..”
“Get off of it, the two of you are so inept in the endowment area you had to scour the earth to find one woman who would be pleased by the two and a half inches the two of you could muster up. Good thing for wet dreams hey, I think you guys put the truth in advertising, politics, and used cars. Talk about wild fish stories...”
“I see you have not accomplished much, nephew! Still running with those apes?”
“Hey wasn’t you I saw a few years ago do the funky tango with that green monkey!”
“Hey J, how bout me and you finding some Job character and torment him some....”
“Son, now I mean everything in your best interest..”
“Best interest, I was very content picking up berries and painting on cave walls until you took me away from all of that , just on the account that I looked up into the sky and asked why, to tell the truth I think I was just mumbling something in response to indigestion, and Off I am whooshed to this garden only to be kicked out so you can rip a rib out of me so you could transform it into someone who gets a bum rush deal and gets strung out on Prozac and forces, yes Luc, to play with the sheep after she yells my head off for no good reason and....”
“Are you done!”
“Yeah!”
“Good...”
“Now where is that tree..”
The man in the Irish knit cable sweater
Coast-to-Coast a.m. with George Nori and Art Bell used to have a special collection of guests on the air each night. They had people who talked about extreme weather, alien beings, UFOs, military technologies, secret government projects, alternative energy, space missions, natural phenomena, ghosts and all sorts of bizarre and interesting things. In fact they would talk all through the night and even allow people to call in and ask questions of the guests.Unfortunately coast-to-coast a.m. with George Nori and Art Bell has turned into a Liberal sounding board and reminds me much of NPR or other liberal talk shows. In fact these days there are 9/11 conspiracy theorists and many people who simply hate the Bush Administration. This is why I will no longer listen to the coast-to-coast a.m. radio show.I am not sure why they turned to such a Liberal hodgepodge of BS in citing further mass media hysteria. Perhaps the radio show has been ax to grind, although for the life of me I can't figure out what it would possibly be, as the radio station used to be quite successful.Perhaps it's because they are now radio broadcasting from Los Angeles during some shows and they have a Liberal skewed view of life on Earth. But what do people from Los Angeles know, after all there are 16.5 million people in Southern California living on 460 square miles of concrete and of course they haven't a clue as to what
“So you agree to time?”
“No,...!”
“Then why did you accuse me of just being here ten minutes ago, in that statement you acknowledge the existence of time or else you would not use it in your accusation?”
“I was just using it in the temporal standpoint...”
“The prefix of temp as in tempo, or temporary refers to time once more, are you a bit confused old man!”
“No, you know what I mean..”
“Just because I ate of the apple does not mean I know everything. But since time is irrevelant as you say to us, you know very well that you will eventually let me pass and everything is honky dory, so why can not that time be now. If all moments run continuous in the same space and time, why ain’t the moment you let me by not be the same as this singular moment that we both know to be all time. Including the moment you let me through, which is the same as now!”
“All right, go on pass.”
“Thanks Charlie.”
“Right, don’t mention it, say hi to Pops for me, I hope he won’t be too mad with me.”
“Hey he did tell you guys to serve me any hows, right! Remember the war and all, how that statement didn’t set well for all.”
The man in the sweater proceeded on down the dusky wood, for the right path was found. The woods emptied onto a garden path blocked by a high retaining wall with no gate.
“Sheep tricks will not work on a shepherd, now really!” the wall had a spot where an opening was cut into the wall at a forty five angle making the opening invisible to any one looking at it straight on but becomes visible as seen from an angle.
“Eden, it looks much better than Baghdad is of late. Now where is that tree?”
“Halt, who goes there. It is forbidden to all to enter, for certain death shall follow!”
“Dad, get off the soap box, it is ok to be short, leave that trick for Dorothy and her friends.”
“You spoiled little brat, how is the world of basket weaving treating you?” Says Yahweh.
“Look it ain’t basket weaving, it is synchratic weaving, making all the coincidences string togethor to lead people to certain inalienable truths that...”
“Basket weaving, when are you going to get a real job. When are you going to be the tyrant of your own universe, God knows I need a break...”
“Dad, are we going to go through this again, see I am here for that tree..”
“The tree that I forbidden you to eat from, isn’t anything sacred, with the help of that astral minded interferer, you already were duped by that woman to eat from the first tree, where is that being now any ways...”
“She is at home taking doses of Prozac, she has had a bum deal from the whole thing, man I preferred the days of Sodom and Haight ashbury, now them were some good drugs, man that shit makes me hunt out some sheep, because she is no help anymore. Can we lay up on the women for a change, or you still not talking to Best a Mom?”
“Do not mention that infernal woman’s name in my ...”
“I guess that answers my question, see Pop I buried the axe a long time ago even though part of my brain says it should of been in yours, but it is over, I learned a few things from those guys down there you keep interfering with, Christ is sick of patching up your shit, man seven days was a bit of a rush job, Hey!”
“Don’t go on about that...”
“Only a C on your College boards, hey, good thing you gave those beings some intelligence, but too bad you gave them your psychosis as well, some of them are real greedy bastards. When are you going to realize that happiness does not come from how many black holes and stars that you can Nova, but from within, Best a Ma is just feeling a bit separated from you...”
“Do not mention ...”
“What, Best a ma, Best a MA, Best a Ma...”
“So you want the tree, I already gave it to Chipendale to make a lovely end table.”
“Oh move out of my way..”
“Or else...”
“Or else we can shine a bright light upon you and you can play with your shadow, Hey Luce, are you there?”
Adam pulls out a giant mag light and shines it on his father casting dark shadows on the wall. Out of the one to the left appears an impish person, about the same height and built as Yahweh, but more acute angles rendering his drawn face terminating in a Mephistocles beard and mustache.
“Ah, Adam it has been a long time since Sodom, how is the misses, are you still playing with those sheep, the cliff and all, hear they are jolly good that way, still trying to get out of your father’s shadow, feeling a little inadequate..”
“Get off of it, the two of you are so inept in the endowment area you had to scour the earth to find one woman who would be pleased by the two and a half inches the two of you could muster up. Good thing for wet dreams hey, I think you guys put the truth in advertising, politics, and used cars. Talk about wild fish stories...”
“I see you have not accomplished much, nephew! Still running with those apes?”
“Hey wasn’t you I saw a few years ago do the funky tango with that green monkey!”
“Hey J, how bout me and you finding some Job character and torment him some....”
“Son, now I mean everything in your best interest..”
“Best interest, I was very content picking up berries and painting on cave walls until you took me away from all of that , just on the account that I looked up into the sky and asked why, to tell the truth I think I was just mumbling something in response to indigestion, and Off I am whooshed to this garden only to be kicked out so you can rip a rib out of me so you could transform it into someone who gets a bum rush deal and gets strung out on Prozac and forces, yes Luc, to play with the sheep after she yells my head off for no good reason and....”
“Are you done!”
“Yeah!”
“Good...”
“Now where is that tree..”
The man in the Irish knit cable sweate
From Bank of America to your local Corner Store, taping in to the growing Hispanic market is becoming more important every day to improve their Bottom Line. With the rapid growth of the Hispanic population, (Hispanics accounted for about half the growth in the U.S. population since 2000), NOT knowing Spanish can actually be a liability to your business.In the past, the only reason to learn Spanish was to get “Comida” and a “Cerveza” during a trip to Mexico or to show off while ordering food at a Mexican Restaurant, but that has changed drastically. In some cities in the US, the Hispanic population is so big, that you regularly see signs at stores that say “English Spoken”.The growth of the U.S. Hispanic population, now numbers 40 million - 13.7 percent of the U.S. population, according to the U.S. Census. Demographers forecast that figure will at least triple by 2060. Jupiter Research predicts 8 million Hispanic households will be online by 2007, almost twice as many as in 2001. The group's buying power is expected to top $926 billion by 2007.With numbers like that, even if you currently don’t sell to the Hispanic Market, learning Spanish could make a big difference to your bottom line. Yankelovich Inc., a leading marketing research and consulting firm, states in its 2006 predictions that the Hispanic market is "a main driving force" and "catalyst for growth" in the American economy, and that
“Eden, it looks much better than Baghdad is of late. Now where is that tree?”
“Halt, who goes there. It is forbidden to all to enter, for certain death shall follow!”
“Dad, get off the soap box, it is ok to be short, leave that trick for Dorothy and her friends.”
“You spoiled little brat, how is the world of basket weaving treating you?” Says Yahweh.
“Look it ain’t basket weaving, it is synchratic weaving, making all the coincidences string togethor to lead people to certain inalienable truths that...”
“Basket weaving, when are you going to get a real job. When are you going to be the tyrant of your own universe, God knows I need a break...”
“Dad, are we going to go through this again, see I am here for that tree..”
“The tree that I forbidden you to eat from, isn’t anything sacred, with the help of that astral minded interferer, you already were duped by that woman to eat from the first tree, where is that being now any ways...”
“She is at home taking doses of Prozac, she has had a bum deal from the whole thing, man I preferred the days of Sodom and Haight ashbury, now them were some good drugs, man that shit makes me hunt out some sheep, because she is no help anymore. Can we lay up on the women for a change, or you still not talking to Best a Mom?”
“Do not mention that infernal woman’s name in my ...”
“I guess that answers my question, see Pop I buried the axe a long time ago even though part of my brain says it should of been in yours, but it is over, I learned a few things from those guys down there you keep interfering with, Christ is sick of patching up your shit, man seven days was a bit of a rush job, Hey!”
“Don’t go on about that...”
“Only a C on your College boards, hey, good thing you gave those beings some intelligence, but too bad you gave them your psychosis as well, some of them are real greedy bastards. When are you going to realize that happiness does not come from how many black holes and stars that you can Nova, but from within, Best a Ma is just feeling a bit separated from you...”
“Do not mention ...”
“What, Best a ma, Best a MA, Best a Ma...”
“So you want the tree, I already gave it to Chipendale to make a lovely end table.”
“Oh move out of my way..”
“Or else...”
“Or else we can shine a bright light upon you and you can play with your shadow, Hey Luce, are you there?”
Adam pulls out a giant mag light and shines it on his father casting dark shadows on the wall. Out of the one to the left appears an impish person, about the same height and built as Yahweh, but more acute angles rendering his drawn face terminating in a Mephistocles beard and mustache.
“Ah, Adam it has been a long time since Sodom, how is the misses, are you still playing with those sheep, the cliff and all, hear they are jolly good that way, still trying to get out of your father’s shadow, feeling a little inadequate..”
“Get off of it, the two of you are so inept in the endowment area you had to scour the earth to find one woman who would be pleased by the two and a half inches the two of you could muster up. Good thing for wet dreams hey, I think you guys put the truth in advertising, politics, and used cars. Talk about wild fish stories...”
“I see you have not accomplished much, nephew! Still running with those apes?”
“Hey wasn’t you I saw a few years ago do the funky tango with that green monkey!”
“Hey J, how bout me and you finding some Job character and torment him some....”
“Son, now I mean everything in your best interest..”
“Best interest, I was very content picking up berries and painting on cave walls until you took me away from all of that , just on the account that I looked up into the sky and asked why, to tell the truth I think I was just mumbling something in response to indigestion, and Off I am whooshed to this garden only to be kicked out so you can rip a rib out of me so you could transform it into someone who gets a bum rush deal and gets strung out on Prozac and forces, yes Luc, to play with the sheep after she yells my head off for no good reason and....”
“Are you done!”
“Yeah!”
“Good...”
“Now where is that tree..”
The man in the Irish knit cable sweate
I just heard from my sister in the U.S. who wished me a Happy New Year. She told me that my soon-to-be 14-year-old nephew got a cell phone for Christmas. I am trying desperately to understand this.To give you a little background, I worked for A.T. & T. when they unveiled this amazing technology. I can still remember the material the company put out about cellular phones. I was simply amazed. I remember thinking this invention could be a wonderful help for people.The group of people I thought would benefit most were doctors. They could be called and would be able to give medical advice and instruction at a moment’s notice. The old way was inefficient and slow. Doctors had to answer a pager, get to phone, find change or fumble with a phone card (which was always expired), and then call the hospital. Meantime, Mrs. Johnson had to deliver her own baby because Dr. Abdul wasn’t able to get off the Interstate to answer his page.Now, doctors, the group which benefits from this Star Trek technology, can be called almost anywhere on the planet. Mrs. Johnson no longer has to have her babies by herself. Although other professions most certainly benefit from this wonderful advance in communications, it was the medical guys that first popped into my mind.But, a 14-year-old boy? Cell phones for children? I find this idea almost impossible to grasp. I would love to tell you that giving cell phones to
“I guess that answers my question, see Pop I buried the axe a long time ago even though part of my brain says it should of been in yours, but it is over, I learned a few things from those guys down there you keep interfering with, Christ is sick of patching up your shit, man seven days was a bit of a rush job, Hey!”
“Don’t go on about that...”
“Only a C on your College boards, hey, good thing you gave those beings some intelligence, but too bad you gave them your psychosis as well, some of them are real greedy bastards. When are you going to realize that happiness does not come from how many black holes and stars that you can Nova, but from within, Best a Ma is just feeling a bit separated from you...”
“Do not mention ...”
“What, Best a ma, Best a MA, Best a Ma...”
“So you want the tree, I already gave it to Chipendale to make a lovely end table.”
“Oh move out of my way..”
“Or else...”
“Or else we can shine a bright light upon you and you can play with your shadow, Hey Luce, are you there?”
Adam pulls out a giant mag light and shines it on his father casting dark shadows on the wall. Out of the one to the left appears an impish person, about the same height and built as Yahweh, but more acute angles rendering his drawn face terminating in a Mephistocles beard and mustache.
“Ah, Adam it has been a long time since Sodom, how is the misses, are you still playing with those sheep, the cliff and all, hear they are jolly good that way, still trying to get out of your father’s shadow, feeling a little inadequate..”
“Get off of it, the two of you are so inept in the endowment area you had to scour the earth to find one woman who would be pleased by the two and a half inches the two of you could muster up. Good thing for wet dreams hey, I think you guys put the truth in advertising, politics, and used cars. Talk about wild fish stories...”
“I see you have not accomplished much, nephew! Still running with those apes?”
“Hey wasn’t you I saw a few years ago do the funky tango with that green monkey!”
“Hey J, how bout me and you finding some Job character and torment him some....”
“Son, now I mean everything in your best interest..”
“Best interest, I was very content picking up berries and painting on cave walls until you took me away from all of that , just on the account that I looked up into the sky and asked why, to tell the truth I think I was just mumbling something in response to indigestion, and Off I am whooshed to this garden only to be kicked out so you can rip a rib out of me so you could transform it into someone who gets a bum rush deal and gets strung out on Prozac and forces, yes Luc, to play with the sheep after she yells my head off for no good reason and....”
“Are you done!”
“Yeah!”
“Good...”
“Now where is that tree..”
The man in the Irish knit cable sweate
Whether you are just starting out as a new business or are operating a current establishment on a budget, there is never a bad time for free publicity. One of the largest expenses that a business has is with advertising costs. This is especially true of home-based businesses, which have little additional costs other than advertising. The price of running an ad in a print publication can be large, which is why many business owners are looking for new ways to cut their advertising costs and maximize their exposure.The only way that customers will know about your business is if they are made aware of it’s existence. Therefore, a press release is one of the most effective ways to gain free publicity for your home business. Unlike traditional stores, which have a physical presence, a home based business relies solely on a customer’s knowledge that it is there. For example, if you are a freelance photographer, you will need to generate more publicity than a traditional photography studio. Why? Because a photography studio may be located in a shopping mall or center but, as a freelancer, your business will rely on self-promotion and word of mouth. The same is true with website owners who rely on internet commerce. Because you do not have a physical store, you need publicity to get the attention of potential customers. This is one of the scenarios that a press release will help. In order to get the mos
“Get off of it, the two of you are so inept in the endowment area you had to scour the earth to find one woman who would be pleased by the two and a half inches the two of you could muster up. Good thing for wet dreams hey, I think you guys put the truth in advertising, politics, and used cars. Talk about wild fish stories...”
“I see you have not accomplished much, nephew! Still running with those apes?”
“Hey wasn’t you I saw a few years ago do the funky tango with that green monkey!”
“Hey J, how bout me and you finding some Job character and torment him some....”
“Son, now I mean everything in your best interest..”
“Best interest, I was very content picking up berries and painting on cave walls until you took me away from all of that , just on the account that I looked up into the sky and asked why, to tell the truth I think I was just mumbling something in response to indigestion, and Off I am whooshed to this garden only to be kicked out so you can rip a rib out of me so you could transform it into someone who gets a bum rush deal and gets strung out on Prozac and forces, yes Luc, to play with the sheep after she yells my head off for no good reason and....”
“Are you done!”
“Yeah!”
“Good...”
“Now where is that tree..”
The man in the Irish knit cable sweater heads out to the center leaving the dynamic duo to themselves. After some walking he hears the uncanny tune of Look On the Bright Side of Life and enters the clearing as he sees a man in a tree house singing the verse..”Life is a piece of shit, when you look at it..”
“Oh excuse me, I did not see you coming, would you like some tea, my are you looking fine as of late! Have I ever thanked you for caring me over that ocean, or I Have, well thanks again, I always did prefer the name St. Christopher, so how have you been, I always knew you would come.”
“So this is where you been hanging out at?”
“No, I just knew today was the day and I wanted to return to the place of our first meeting, you know your father only means well, it is just that Sophia just bums around to herself up there. Stuck between here and there, Very straight forward thinker, that is her problem can not think in circular motions of events. Always point a terminating in point B, very lonely that one is.”
“Any room for them in that tree house of yours?”
“Sure they just have to realize it for themselves, is that incarnation of us writing that story yet?”
“ I am pretty sure.”
In a ugly little house on a sinking street that leaves the house settling a little to the right and a little more to the left is a man named Christopher, who at that moment, not the one in which you are reading this but the moment he was writing this as the one in which they had asked if he was, but then as we have seen earlier time for them, or that matter anyone does not really exist, so it is safe to say that this writing was done light years from now or just a few moments ago, but this referencing is inadequate because it uses flawed speech that refers to time that in its self is non-existent.....
“Get on with it” rings in chorus from the heavens...
“Yeah, we just got to get him to hug her.”
“How do we do that, the only words she ever said to him was ‘Liar!’ and that was an end of it.”
“ No remember she added he was a minor little psychopomp with a mania problem, I think they were her exact words.”
“Never-less, we need him to hug her. Ever learn anything from Mercury hanging in that threshold?”
“We can try dressing her up as a Cow, which won’t be too hard she has been eating a lot of chocolate and Ben and Jerry’s. Bit depressed you know.”
“ A cow?”
“Yeah, one of Mercury’s tricks. Hide a cow in the cave and pretend that it really is a woman that he is hiding from one of his wives so when she finds out she will never know the better he is really tickling some udders. Quite ingenious trick I must say, but he likes cows. I prefer the milk maids myself and a little butter to go on my crepes and a tall drink of milk...”
“Isn’t that a bit of incest.”
“Now how did you populate the world again, Adam.”
“Enough of that, those other cro-mags were not as intellectually stimulating.”
“Well I was planning to stop things before they got that far, Hell I am suppose to marry the old Broad.”
“You old snake you, Christ come down here and lets get started. You think we can get rid of that hormone and bleeding thing with women and go back to the stork, I think they will really like that, I would really like that. For once it would be nice to know what I am getting yelled at for.”
“Sure.”
“Good.” So Adam and Christ went into the limbo and put Sophia in a cow costume, led Yahweh up there, stopped things from getting kinky and stuck their names onto the family tree of life with the rest of humanity and the species of the earth. Yahweh got his comfort and stopped chasing golden cows, Sophia was able to think in circles and now is racing the Nascar circuit, Jesus is enjoying solitary walks in the Jersey Pine Barrens and dancing at night at the local pub, Adam knows what he is getting yelled at for a change, Eve has put out of business the Tampax company along with prozac and is happy just being, and the stork is real busy once more.
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